theory number one . if you jump 3 billon times with out stopping you will start to fly

theory number two . things look bigger in colour and some coulers look bigger than some coulers like red is smaller than green

theory number 3. cat's are smarter than dogs the other way rounde is ridiculus.

theory number 4 .cows are made of chedder cheses

theory number 5 . in hell killers get killed and politions get lied to